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| _Coach's Report |
| Old Man Bueale came out of retirement to join the Rick Brunson .com team in what he expects to be a championship year. Although suffering from the syndrome that bears his name, OMB shows few outward physical signs of aging but is exposed as a cranky old coot to anyone who is forced to listen to him spew his rants. Although a good offensive player, OMB's signature move is to intercept weak fan mail lay-ups and make the helpless writers chew some serious verbal Spalding.
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| _Career Highlights |
- Openly admits to being the whitest member of the Rick Brunson .com team.
- Once paid for 100 shots of Jagermeister just to see what it would look like lined up on the bar.
- When drunk, will resort to slapping you in the face once his verbal skills have failed him.
- Is the only member of the Rick Brunson .com team to have completed a King's Crown by himself in one sitting, twice.
- OMB believes there are only two kinds of music: techno and non-techno.
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| Position: F |
| Born: 12/10/71 |
| Height: 6-0 |
| Weight: 200 |
| College: Waterloo '95 |
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