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_Coach's Report
B-Huge comes to the Rick Brunson .com team after many years of honing his skills writing in the Rick Brunson .com developmental league. As a guard on the Rick Brunson .com team, B-Huge's speed and quick wit are his greatest assets. His ability to spot a joke, set up the play, and deliver the punchline in what would seem like mere seconds secures him a starting position on the team. His creativity in the game makes him a fan favourite!

_Career Highlights
  • Once ate a three-foot sub, a double Big Mac, and a sundae in one evening.
  • Holds the life-long goal of meeting U2's Bono, so that he can punch him in the gut.
  • Once, with the assistance of K-Mac, erected an artificial Xmas tree in OMB's bed.
  • Formerly part of the Jeopardy contestant pool.
  • Held a high-ranking public office as part of a dictatorial, Middle Eastern regime.
Position: G
Born: 5/10/71
Height: 5-11
Weight: 170
College: Waterloo '95

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