This wacky late-night variety show sticks to a tried-and-true formula, with Bateer opening each evening with a hip 10-minute stand-up comedy routine performed in broken English. The show then works its way through a series of candid all-star celebrity interviews agonizingly conducted through Bateer's translator. Keeping with the b-ballin' theme the usual talk-show couch has been tossed in favour of a pine bench. At the far end of Bateer's Bench sits chortling side-kick Rick Brunson who gets up to deliver a well-timed butt-slap after each and every one of Bateer's outrageous jokes.

Survivor: Gold Club

Hosted by Patrick Ewing, this latest installment in the Survivor series takes place within the walls of the infamous Gold Club itself in Atlanta, Georgia.

16 NBA players are "stranded" inside, with nothing but the gold around their necks, and left to battle each other for action with the finest hos, compete in private VIP room immunity challenges, and ultimately win the million dollar prize.

At least 15 ballers are guaranteed to be gettin' their torches snuffed! It don't get any better than this!

From the stagnant, humid Florida Everglades to the coffee-soaked shores of the Northwest, and across to the frozen tundra of Toronto, Canada, your host Rick Brunson takes you on a travel adventure that mirrors his own career as a journeyman player on his many stops around the NBA.

With witty comments and a catchy theme song, Rick takes you on a magical tour across the exotic and wondrous world he will finally conquer when he eventually becomes an 'NBA World Champion'.

Coming to you live from Downtown T-dot every Friday night, it's JYD's Electric Dance Party! Playing all the latest dance, r&b and hip-hop grooves, and hosted by the Junk Yard Dog himself, it's the perfect time for you to get down in the comfort of your own living room. Just sit back, hold on and enjoy the ride as our cameras search the scantily clad and pulsating crowd for your perfect shot. Bark appropriately.

You gotta ask yourself: what the hell else are you gonna do on a Friday night?

Raptors Quackery

Raptors Athletic Trainer Chuck Mooney provides an eye-opening education in the art of concocting player injuries to help keep the IL roster constantly turning over. Using Rick Brunson and Chris Jefferies as assistants, Chuck demonstrates how to effectively fake a limp, pretend to hold your back and wince, or convincingly stub your toe in order to qualify for a little rest and relaxation off the court. It's back to the hot tub for you, Mr. Brunson! You're next, Mr. Jefferies!

Lance Fabolous Fashion File

If bitchiness is the only thing that can cheer you up, then Lance Fabolous is the reporter for you! Each week this mud-raker extraordinaire concocts a brand new list of rumours, gossip and fashion faux pas and then proceeds to verbally cat-scratch every Raptor player who qualifies.

Not brave enough to actually say anything to their faces, he shrieks comments from the sidelines during home games and then flees flamboyantly before the final buzzer sounds.

Cooking With Curry!

For a full five days a week you can spend your lunchtime in the kitchen with the Raptors own Iron Chef, Michael Curry! Each episode features a special guest who will challenge Michael to a culinary duel involving an ingredient of their choice. The dishes they prepare are carefully judged by your very own Rick Brunson .com team! We are really looking forward to JYD's pork rib challenge... A special episode has also been planned involving Iron Chef Japanese Masaharu Morimoto himself! But we'll get somebody else to eat his crap.

Eating With Stanley!

After every taping of Cooking With Curry, Raptors cast-off Stanley Roberts rampages through the kitchen set eating anything and everything in his path while helpless sous-chefs fling ladles in self-defence.

Stanley ends the show by declaring his satisfaction with the meal by belching the alphabet.

It's part monster movie, part Super Elimination Challenge, part Animal House!

Bosh Meets World

Adolescent Chris Bosh, played by Chris Bosh, grows up, and faces problems with friends, family, school, and gold-bricking bitches. Coach O'Neill co-stars as next-door neighbour Principal O'Neill who helps guide Chris through these rough times in every young millionaire's life. Always good for a smile and an important lesson in life, this sitcom is fun for the whole family... ahhhhhhh.

Guaranteed to be the most popular new sitcom on television, Everybody Hates Rautins chronicles the awkward yet fiery relationship between the obnoxious, self-centred Leo Rautins and his passionate but stand-offish partner Chuck Swirsky.

Comedy abounds as Chuck, Leo, and their extended hoops family bumble their way through ball game after ball game.

In particular, watch for the unintentional commentating comedy of Paul Jones and Damian Goddard in what could be award-winning supporting roles.