Rick's Revenge Mini-Pack of Tickets On Sale Today
Coach O'Neill Gives Rick The Whole Bench, But He Just Needs The Edge
September 25, 2003
Toronto Raptors Mini Packs are designed to bring you the absolute best teams in the NBA and guarantee you access to games that are predicted to sell out. Today the Raptors announced a new mini-pack promotion called Rick's Revenge. By purchasing this package of tickets you will be witness to a series of hard-fought grudge matches between Rick Brunson and all his former teams.
Expect the most passionate lay-up drill ever performed during warm-ups as a psyched up Rick Brunson prepares for an evening of sadistic payback to those who ever doubted he would be more than just some no-name scrub in the NBA. You can already imagine the intensity of Brunson's butt-slaps on these particular evenings. Vince Carter is planning on wearing a special protective butt-pad to protect him for injury. There is also a chance that towels will not just be waved but also snapped! Fans purchasing this mini-pack are sure to get their money's worth. It will be just like a Tyson fight -- you never know what might happen!
Brunson is known best for talkin' smack and we can expect a vicious series of one-liners to emanate from the Raptors bench during these sure-to-be classic tilts. It is quite possible that Brunson will be rigged up with a wireless microphone so that all of his trash-talk can be played over the PA system at the Air Canada Centre. The Raptors have even issued a parental guidance warnings on these evenings. Surely, his exclamations should not be heard by the ears of youngsters. Expect vitriol on the level of...
"T-Mac, no heart! Me, I'm all heart!"
OR
"Paul Pierce, no heart! Me, I'm all heart!"
OR
"Maciej Lampe, no heart! Me, I'm all heart!"
Perhaps when the game is out of reach Brunson will even be allowed to back up those words with actions by throwing an errant pass or clanging a shot of the backboard. Keep your head up, Superfan!
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