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Swirsky Likes Brunson's Butt
August 28th

Rick Brunson received a positive endorsement from Toronto Raptor's radio man Chuck Swirsky yesterday. Rick Brunson .com news staff contacted Swirsky for a comment upon the happennings of 8/13 (That's the day that Brunson signed with the Raptors for all you non-Torontonians).

"I like Brunson's toughness and I look forward to getting to know him," Swirsky replied. He also added, "Thanks...Chuck."

While Swirsky didn't elaborate on his comments, it can be logically deduced that Swirksy was referring to Brunson's legendary talent for sitting on a bench for long periods of time. Surely, Brunson's butt is one of the toughest in the NBA, perhaps endowed with some sort of Splinter Invincibility super power.

Surprisingly, Swirsky doesn't seem to know Brunson that well. Where the fuck has Swirsky been for the past 7 years? Living in a cage perhaps? Brunson has been dazzling the NBA for 7 years now with his stunning brand of towel-waving, butt-slapping, and bench-sitting.

Rick Brunson .com doesn't often lapse into editorial commentary but Chuck, baby, are you really qualified to be calling Raptors games if you barely even know the man who has been setting the NBA aflame for some time now? Or wait... perhaps Chuck is implying a little more about "getting to know" Rick Brunson if you know what I mean <wink wink>. Well, Rick Brunson is quite the handsome man and I'm sure many of readers of Rick Brunson .com, male and female alike, would enjoy "getting to know" Rick. It's okay Chuck. Canada is a bastion of open-mindedness. We are even in the process of legalizing gay marriages. We here at Rick Brunson .com admire your bravery in coming out of the closet and wish you well in any future relationship with Rick Brunson. Please email us with any juicy details. Thanks in advance.

If you'd like to contact Chuck Swirsky yourself to inquire about Rick Brunson's butt, just send him an email at cswirsky@torontoraptors.com

Swirsky "looking forward to getting to know" Rick

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